What the Actual Fuck Is Wrong With People We Need to Talk Alright so humanity peaked with the moon landing and it's been downhill ever since. Case in point: microdosing laxatives is a...
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Because Dying Slowly Wasn't Quite Slow Enough Okay. So you're old. Not "senior discount at Denny's" old. We're talking "remembers when doctors recommended cigarettes for stress" old. "Your...
Disclaimer: This is satire. Don't actually do this. Prison jumpsuits make everyone look like rejected Cheetos. So. You've decided to monetize human empathy. Everyone knows that one person whose...
They don't teach this at Harvard Business School. Know why? Because Harvard Business School is built on the lie that humans are professional entities who exist above biological functions. That we're...
Okay. So you're holding a medical specimen jar full of your own gallstones, googling "DIY gallstone crafts" at 3 AM instead of sleeping like a normal person who just had organ removal surgery. This...
Disclaimer: This is satire. Don't actually do any of these. See a real doctor. Seriously. Your intestines poking through your abdominal wall is not a DIY situation. Look, nobody plans to get a...