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link to What You Need to Know About Selling Cat-Fur Sweaters on Etsy
You're looking at your cat right now, aren't you?
That fat little bastard is sitting there, shedding approximately $47 worth of premium textile materials per hour, and you're just... what? Vacuuming...
link to 9 Ways to Become Employee of the Week at McDonald’s
Look, everyone pretends they're above McDonald's. Then 2 AM rolls around and suddenly they know exactly which location has a working ice cream machine.
That Employee of the Week parking spot though?...
link to How to Get Rich Selling Fake Mustaches on eBay
How to Get Rich Selling Fake Mustaches on eBay: Your Path to Hairy Fortune
So you want to make money online but everything sounds like a scam written by someone who definitely lives in their mom's...
link to 101 Reasons You Shouldn’t Chew Plugged-In Extension Cords
Okay so.
You're staring at that extension cord like it owes you money. Or like it's food. And somewhere in that skull of yours, a single brain cell—the same one that makes you smell milk to see if...
link to How to Skip Meals So You Can Still Afford Medicine in Retirement
So this is retirement.
Forty years of alarm clocks, performance reviews, and pretending to care about Jim's weekend plans, all for this: sitting at your kitchen table with a pill organizer that...
link to 101 Reasons Why You Should Kick Your Shoplifting Habit
Right, so you fancy yourself some kind of retail ninja.
Hate to break it to you, but stuffing merchandise down your pants doesn't make you Ocean's Eleven. It makes you Ocean's Minus Three—as in,...