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Blood pressure medication: $847 a month. Social Security check: $1,243 a month. The look on your doctor's face when you ask if high blood pressure is really that bad: Priceless. Except it's not...

So this is where we are as a society. Last week you got into an Uber that smelled like a petting zoo's anxiety dream. Tuesday, your driver wore ski goggles at 2 AM. Thursday? Thursday your driver...

A Survival Guide for the Tenderly Devastated Right. So your ass hurts and you need to walk somewhere fast. Congratulations on joining the worst club in the world. Membership benefits include...

There's a bottle of ranch in your fridge right now that expired during the Trump administration. The first one. You're gonna eat it. This is not a judgment. This is a fact. Because at 11:47 PM next...

You're standing in your garage, staring at that treadmill you bought during your "new year, new me" phase (still wearing the plastic wrap like some kind of exercise museum exhibit), when your brain...

Your stepkid got caught shoving $47 worth of Pokemon cards down their cargo shorts. At Target. Again. The security guard brought you coffee. In his personal mug. The one with his granddaughter's...