Posts by Michael

Alright, let’s dive headfirst into the exhilarating chaos of dodging breathalyzers with the help of the finest, most questionable chemistry you can snag at your local store. This isn’t about...

Your Sweet Angel Turned Into a Sailor: What the %*&@? Let's get one thing straight. That cute, chubby-cheeked angel who once cooed sweet nothings now sounds like a drunken sailor who just lost...

Stealing from kids is for amateurs. The real pros know where the real money is: scamming the elderly. It’s easier, it's more profitable, and let’s face it, they’re not going to be around to...

Traveling on the cheap isn’t for the faint of heart or the easily offended. Forget about luxury cruises, five-star hotels, or even the dignity of not smelling like a foot. We’re talking about the...

Ever wonder why your fast food job might be the ultimate birth control? Spoiler alert: it's not just the hairnets and grease stains. If you've ever worked in fast food, you know it's a bizarre,...

So you’ve decided to climb the social ladder with a shovel instead of a ladder? Welcome to the ultimate guide on becoming a gold digger, the only career that’s recession-proof and guaranteed to...