Using your mugshot as a dating site profile picture: a decision so wild it could only come from a mind teetering on the brink of genius or sheer lunacy. Let’s dive into this swamp of questionable choices and see if there’s a treasure chest at the bottom. Spoiler: there might be some dead bodies instead….
Attending a funeral sober is a missed opportunity for mayhem. Society often overlooks the advantages of turning a somber occasion into a booze-fueled bash. Here are ten reasons why we should all embrace the chaos and make getting drunk at funerals mandatory. 1. Sober Grieving is for Suckers Who decided that crying into a handkerchief…
Starting an unconventional business venture like an abortion clinic in the back of a van is no easy feat, but with a little creativity and a lot of disregard for common decency, it can be done. Let’s dive into this wild ride. Finding the Perfect Van: The Key to Success The first step to creating…
Imagine this: your alarm goes off at the ungodly hour of 5 AM. The sun hasn’t even graced the horizon, and you’re already up, donning that grease-stained uniform that smells like a french fry graveyard. Welcome to the fast food industry, where the coffee is cold, the customers are insufferable, and burnout is as inevitable…
Starting a cult is one of those things you never see on a high school career aptitude test, but it sure beats working a 9 to 5. Why? Because the sky’s the limit when you’re raking in dough from gullible followers. In this guide, we’ll break down the art of starting your own cult and…
The Naked Truth: Why Bathtub Wine? When life gives you grapes, throw them in the bathtub and stomp away. Nothing screams sophistication like homemade booze brewed in the same place you clean your nether regions. It’s not just about the alcohol, it’s about the journey, the experience, and the questionable decisions along the way. Bathtub…