Posts by Michael

So you’ve just had an abortion and now your stomach is growling louder than a drunk grandma at a family reunion. You've been through enough already, so the last thing you need is a snack that’s...

Parenting is hard. But who cares about doing it right when you can fake it and look like a superstar while barely breaking a sweat? Here’s your manual to pretending you’re a top-tier parent while...

Let's face it, we've all been there. That moment when your boss says or does something so ridiculous, so utterly mind-boggling, that you just want to give them a swift punch in the face. But why stop...

iving in a dumpster isn't just for Oscar the Grouch anymore. It's the latest craze among those who value minimalism, sustainability, and the unique scent of decomposing fast food. Why pay for an...

There's nothing quite like a wedding to bring out the best in people. Or, in this case, the absolute worst. You've been invited to your ex's wedding and you're feeling generous with your time and...

Ladies, gentlemen, and those who identify as snack-based life forms, have you ever found yourself at 2 AM staring at the ceiling, pondering the caloric content of an elephant? No? Well, welcome to...