Posts by Michael

Aunt Karen has been getting on your nerves for years, and now it's time to give her a wake-up call. You’ve tried subtle hints, heartfelt talks, and even passive-aggressive Facebook posts, but...

Welcome to the world of ridiculous, mind-numbing superstitions that make absolutely no sense. Why do people still believe in these? It's beyond comprehension. Let's tear into these absurd beliefs...

When you're two tequila shots deep and the DJ's playing that song you both loved, the temptation to send a "Hey, u up?" text to your ex can be overwhelming. It's a classic recipe for disaster, but...

Alright, you sadistic meme junkies, let's face the ugly truth: Your iPhone's battery is crapping out faster than your willpower at an all-you-can-eat buffet. But don’t worry, I'm here to help you...

So, you’re bald. Whether it happened naturally or by choice, the top of your head is as smooth as a baby’s butt. But don't fret, my follicly-challenged friend. We’re about to turn that dome...

Funerals. That delightful gathering of somber faces, a little weeping, and a whole lot of black clothing. What better place to unleash some well-timed, completely inappropriate practical jokes? After...