Your pancreas is plotting your demise. Not in a dramatic way. More like a passive-aggressive roommate who's been putting up with your crap for too long and is now leaving Post-it notes on...
Posts by Michael
How to Eat Soup in the Shower: A Guide for People Who've Given Up on Boundaries So you're googling "shower soup techniques" at 3 AM. Good for you. At least you're committed to something. Let's...
Listen, you own a toupee. That's a fact. Maybe you call it a "hair system" or "follicular enhancement solution" but let's not kid ourselves – it's a toupee, and there's nothing wrong with...
Look. You clicked on this. That means you're either genuinely considering entering a fried chicken eating contest, or you're eight hours into a procrastination spiral that started with "best...
So you're blind. And you want to fly a plane. Alone. Alone alone. Like, nobody else in the cockpit. Just you and several tons of aluminum hurtling through the atmosphere at speeds that would...
Your Mother-in-Law Isn’t the Antichrist, According to My Research
Look. This conversation has been a long time coming. You've been up at 3am doing things on the internet. Unhinged things. Googling "signs of demonic possession" and "can evil be hereditary" and "is...