So you want to become a professional oyster inhaler. Just... sit with that decision for a second. You literally googled this. You made a conscious choice to type words into a search bar that led you...
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Hold Up, What? Yeah, you read that right. Not "motorcycle tips for the visually impaired." Not "adaptive riding techniques." Nope. This is full-send, eyes-closed, Jesus-take-the-handlebars content...
So you're dating a computer program. Your therapist is "concerned." Your mother lights candles at church specifically for you. Your coworkers found out and now HR wants to have "a chat about...
So you lost a leg and gained a $50,000 piece of hardware that makes transformer sounds when you walk. And you're just... walking with it? Like some kind of pedestrian? Listen, everybody at that...
Decorating Tips for Having Your Wedding Inside a Porta Potty
You're really doing this, huh? Found this article at 3 AM after googling "worst wedding venues" and somehow landed on "actually, what if though?" Or maybe you lost a bet. A big bet. The kind of bet...
Why You Should Never Set Your House on Fire for Insurance Money
Okay, so you're broke. Like, checking-couch-cushions-for-gas-money broke. Googling "can you eat dog food if you season it" broke. Your house looks like a before photo that never got an after, the...