Posts by Michael

Right, so you're here because Gerald—or whatever you named your emotional support cobra—just gave you that look. You know the one. The "it's 58 degrees and you've failed as a provider"...

So you want to fry bacon without the benefit of eyeballs? Fantastic. You're about to join an elite group of people who cook bacon the way it was meant to be cooked – with actual skill instead of...

So you're sitting in your 1987 single-wide, staring at that water stain that looks like Nixon, and thinking: this place needs more velvet. This place needs gold toilets. This place needs...

Listen. You're broke. Tonight's Powerball jackpot is sitting at $250 million. And that gas station clerk is starting to recognize your desperate shuffle toward the scratch-off display. This is a...

A Revolutionary Approach to Morning Nutrition Your Breakfast Routine Is a Complete Joke Seriously. What are you doing over there with that sad bowl of cereal? You're probably one of those...

Listen up, sunshine. You've been to those support groups, right? The ones where everyone sits in a sad circle sharing feelings while choking down coffee that tastes like someone dissolved...