So, you have decided that you want to live with twenty-seven cats. Congratulations! You’re now officially insane. But before you fill your home with feline friends, you should consider the pros and cons of this decision. You may also want to consider visiting a therapist to go over some unsettled issues you may have with…
If you’re like me, you love listening to operas while walking around town. There’s nothing quite like the sound of arias filling the air as you go about your day. However, did you know that listening to too much opera can make you go deaf? It’s true! This blog post will discuss how to avoid…
Some ducks are born with a mustache, but some may have to grow one. So if you happen to be raising ducks for show or slaughter, then this article is for you! The following tips will help teach you how to shave a duck’s mustache without making a mess. Here are the steps required to…
So, it’s been your lifelong goal to play the tuba for a living. You also have a case of bulimia that won’t seem to go away. Will you earn enough money playing the tuba to satisfy your bulimic cravings? A quick look at the numbers shows you that your chances are not good. Tubas are…
Huffing paint and overeating seem to go hand in hand. If you’re looking for signs that you’re hiding out in your house, daydreaming about when the paint hits the canvas (famous last words), and constantly hungry all the time, it’s time to make a change. And you better make a significant change because an enormous…
There’s no denying that there’s nothing better than a plate of biscuits and gravy. However, if you ever stumble upon a fat lady eating such said delicacy, there are few things you should never say to her. Let’s talk about those three things now so you can be sure never to put yourself in an…