If your niece is pregnant and the father of her unborn baby is ugly, you should encourage her to get an abortion. If she has the baby, they'll most likely have a life-long problem because of how ugly...
Category: Babble
Seven Ways to Tell Mr. Furley That You Don’t Have the Rent Money This Month
Mr. Furley is so much more than a cool-looking guy who wears scarves and has what looks like a poodle on his head. He's also a landlord who takes his job very seriously. If Mr. Furley doesn't collect...
You don't need to be an award-winning actor to pretend to care about your coworkers. Do you really care that Debbie's daughter married a woman covered in tattoos and didn't graduate middle school?...
How to Politely Tell Your Neighbor That Their Prosthetic Leg Smells Like Ostrich Feces
It's everyone's dream to live in a nice neighborhood where they can comfortably mind their own business. However, sometimes it can be hard to avoid notice when someone's prosthetic leg smells like...
10 Signs Your Girlfriend Is Cheating on You With a Mcdonald’s Employee
The moment you see the words "your girlfriend is cheating on you with a McDonald's employee," your heart will stop. All of your worst fears come true. You'll feel numb, devastated, and completely...
A Beginner’s Guide to Growing a Mustache From Seed on a Bare Upper Lip
Growing a mustache from seed on a bare upper lip can be intimidating for those who have never tried it before. It's not as easy as it seems, and if you're doing it wrong, you'll end up with some...