If your niece is pregnant and the father of her unborn baby is ugly, you should encourage her to get an abortion. If she has the baby, they’ll most likely have a life-long problem because of how ugly he is. The baby would be made fun of daily on the school bus because the baby…
Mr. Furley is so much more than a cool-looking guy who wears scarves and has what looks like a poodle on his head. He’s also a landlord who takes his job very seriously. If Mr. Furley doesn’t collect the rent on time, his brother Bart will be distraught. As you can imagine, Jack, Chrissy, and…
You don’t need to be an award-winning actor to pretend to care about your coworkers. Do you really care that Debbie’s daughter married a woman covered in tattoos and didn’t graduate middle school? No, you don’t. However, what you do care about is Debbie coming to work to cover her shift so you can go…
It’s everyone’s dream to live in a nice neighborhood where they can comfortably mind their own business. However, sometimes it can be hard to avoid notice when someone’s prosthetic leg smells like ostrich feces. It’s incredibly inconvenient when you can’t avoid it because that person lives directly next door. What should you do in this…
The moment you see the words “your girlfriend is cheating on you with a McDonald’s employee,” your heart will stop. All of your worst fears come true. You’ll feel numb, devastated, and completely defeated. It’s a cruel and harsh reality to come to terms with. Even if you’re far removed from the relationship, you’ll still…
Growing a mustache from seed on a bare upper lip can be intimidating for those who have never tried it before. It’s not as easy as it seems, and if you’re doing it wrong, you’ll end up with some strange-looking mustache and a lot of pain. This is a list of essential things to consider…