When you’re two tequila shots deep and the DJ’s playing that song you both loved, the temptation to send a “Hey, u up?” text to your ex can be overwhelming. It’s a classic recipe for disaster, but what’s life without a little chaos? This guide will navigate you through the treacherous waters of drunk texting…
Why PTA Meetings are the New Singles Bars Ever thought about hitting up the PTA meetings to find single moms? Why hit the bars when you can find single moms who are already skilled in the art of multitasking and keeping tiny humans alive? The key to this bizarre yet brilliant tactic is to blend…
Alright, let’s get weird. You’re sitting there, legs in the stirrups, vulnerable as a day-old kitten, and you’re thinking, “How can I make this moment even more memorable?” The answer, my friends, is pick-up lines. Not just any pick-up lines, but the best pick-up lines for your gynecologist. Are You a Magician? “Are you a…
Your first date is a battlefield. No, seriously, it’s a minefield of potential disasters, awkward moments, and situations that could end in lawsuits if you’re not careful. That’s why you need a lawyer. Not just any lawyer—a sharp, quick-witted one who can navigate the treacherous terrain of romantic engagement. Here’s why your first date should…
Your Ex’s Sibling: The Forbidden Fruit with a Twist The ultimate middle finger to an ex? Date their sibling. This might sound insane, but insanity is just a matter of perspective. Besides, who doesn’t love a good family feud? Dive into the exhilarating madness that ensues when you decide that nothing screams “I’m over you”…
Finding love on Tinder is like playing Russian roulette with your heart—and your sanity. It’s a wild ride filled with the potential for glorious success or gut-wrenching disaster. But, for those who thrive on the thrill of the unexpected, here’s a guide to the most inappropriate places to take your Tinder date. These locations are…