Your landlord already hates you. Might as well give him a reason. The Part Where This Somehow Makes Sense Look, everyone's pretending to be an entrepreneur these days. That guy from your gym...
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Alright, let's talk about your dirty little secret. No, not that one. The other one. The fact that you – yes you, sitting there looking all innocent – personally destroy about 100 rolls of...
Right now, somewhere in suburbia, Karen is taking a sensible shower in her sensible bathroom with her sensible lavender soap. Don't be like Karen. Karen's bathroom doesn't have a lazy river....
So your sewing machine just made a noise that would make Satan himself call an exorcist. Fantastic. Thread Snapping Like Your Sanity Listen. When your thread breaks more often than Hollywood...
Open that cabinet. Go ahead. CRASH. Yeah, that's what everyone thought would happen. Because somewhere between 2009 and last Tuesday, you became a mug hoarder. Not a collector. A hoarder. There's a...
You're standing in the cleaning aisle at Target, holding a bottle of something called "Gain Moonlight Breeze," and suddenly it hits you: What the hell is a moonlight breeze? Does the moon have wind?...