Okay so you think you want a snake. Sit down. We need to talk. Everyone You Know Is About to Ghost You Picture this: You're at a party, having a normal human conversation. Someone asks about...
Category: Pets
The Basics of Keeping Freshwater Fish: Or How to Become a Certified Underwater Landlord So you think you want fish. Cute. Nobody tells you the truth about fish ownership because Big Aquarium wants...
You know what's hilarious? That moment when you realize your dog has better taste in furniture than you do. Specifically, they taste ALL the furniture. But here's the thing—you can absolutely...
So you bought a fish. Let's talk about that decision. Why Do Fish Keep Dying on You? Picture this: You're at the pet store. The fish are doing their little fishy dance behind the glass, looking...
So your cat looks like a dryer filter achieved sentience and chose violence. Congratulations on your life choices. Let's Address the Lie You're Living That Instagram-worthy fluffball you...
That fluffy little sociopath at the pet store has you under its spell, doesn't it? Yeah. You know the one. Sitting there looking like a marshmallow that achieved sentience. Munching hay like it's...