Birth control is a topic as old as time. People have been trying to avoid the joys of parenthood with a variety of creative methods for centuries. Today, we’re diving into some of the most absurd, hilarious, and downright shocking cheap birth control methods that actually work. If you’re looking for serious advice, this isn’t…
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When it comes to choosing a life partner, why settle for the mundane? Sure, you could marry someone with a stable job, a clean record, and a respectable background. But where’s the fun in that? If you’re looking for a marriage that’s equal parts thrilling and unpredictable, marrying a convicted felon might just be your…
Welcome to the ultimate guide for those living on the edge. Whether you’re tired of your spouse’s relentless questions or you just can’t keep it in your pants, this list will help you find the perfect spots to keep your affair under wraps. Warning: If you’re easily offended, you might want to grab a drink,…
So you’ve decided to climb the social ladder with a shovel instead of a ladder? Welcome to the ultimate guide on becoming a gold digger, the only career that’s recession-proof and guaranteed to give you access to yachts, luxury cars, and a diet consisting solely of champagne and caviar. Sniffing Out the Rich: Channel Your…
Nothing says romance like a relationship that exists purely in the digital ether. Who needs physical contact when you have pixelated faces on Zoom and sexting mishaps? But hey, here we are, trying to maintain intimacy with someone we haven’t seen in years. Strap in, folks, because this ride is more twisted than a pretzel…
