The Best Ways to Convince Your Stepkids Shoplifting is Wrong
Your stepkid got caught shoving $47 worth of Pokemon cards down their cargo shorts. At Target. Again. The security guard brought you coffee. In his personal mug. The one with his granddaughter's...
Finally, someone had the ovaries to write this You know what's weird? Wine people pair wine with literally everything. Cheese. Chocolate. Your zodiac sign. That one time Jessica paired wines...
You're standing in the beef jerky aisle. Again. The cashier recognizes you now. She's seen the look in your eyes – that hollow stare of someone who lost their teeth but not their will to consume...
How Gen Z Can Convince Parents College Isn't Needed: The Ultimate Survival Guide Your mom just left another college brochure on your pillow. Yale this time. Like you're gonna accidentally apply...
So you're going to a flea market. God help you. The Parking Lot: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here Picture this: It's 8 AM on a Sunday. You're optimistic. You've got coffee. You think you...
Let’s get something straight: not all mother-in-laws are created equal. Some bring casseroles. Some bring drama. But the morbidly obese mother-in-law? That’s a whole different sport. Forget the...
