Look, everyone pretends they're above McDonald's. Then 2 AM rolls around and suddenly they know exactly which location has a working ice cream machine. That Employee of the Week parking spot though?...
Category: Work
They don't teach this at Harvard Business School. Know why? Because Harvard Business School is built on the lie that humans are professional entities who exist above biological functions. That we're...
Smelliest Fish to Microwave at Work (If You Want to Annoy Coworkers)
So you've decided to become the office villain. Good for you! Look, somebody has to be the reason Karen from HR drinks directly from the wine bottle at 2 PM on a Tuesday. Might as well be you and...
The 7 Best Cocktails to Celebrate Learning Your Boss Has Cancer
Here’s the thing: nobody expects the “your boss has cancer” memo to hit their inbox. Yet, there it is, sandwiched between a phishing alert and a calendar invite for “mandatory fun.” The...
5 Ways to Celebrate Your Coworker’s Demotion with Zero Guilt
Brad got demoted. Yes, THAT Brad. The one who color-codes his color-coding system. The one who says "let's take this offline" in every meeting, then schedules another meeting to discuss what...
6 Hacks to Chain-Smoke Through a Workday Without Getting Fired
So you've got a nicotine addiction AND a mortgage? Welcome to the club, friend. Your boss thinks you're "taking too many breaks," but what do they know about the delicate art of maintaining a...