So. Van life. You know how this started? Some algorithm figured out you hate your job and showed you that couple. You know the one. Perfect teeth. Sunrise yoga. Making pour-over coffee while parked next to a waterfall that definitely doesn’t have three tour buses just out of frame. Now you’re sitting there thinking a…
So the love of your life said yes. Congratulations! Now prepare to say no. To everything. Because weddings cost more than a kidney on the black market, and honestly, the kidney might be more useful. Here’s what happens: You get engaged. You’re floating. Life is beautiful. Then you Google “average wedding cost” and suddenly you’re…
So you’re taking the bus. Not flying like a civilized person. Not driving like someone with control issues. The bus. Alright then. Everyone Loses Their Damn Minds Before Bus Trips You know what’s hilarious? Watching perfectly rational humans transform into doomsday preppers the night before a bus trip. Suddenly that electric toothbrush becomes ESSENTIAL. Those…
Let’s get one thing straight: wine education is a scam perpetrated by people named Chadsworth who wear sweater vests in July. You know what you need $500 and a certificate to learn? Brain surgery. Tax law. How to land a plane when the pilot passes out. You know what you don’t need formal education for?…
Listen. You’re about to voluntarily fill a box with thousands of worms and keep it in your home. Let that sink in. Still here? Good. You’re exactly the right kind of unhinged. The Real Reason You’re Doing This (Spoiler: It’s Not the Environment) Oh sure, tell yourself it’s about “sustainability” and “reducing food waste.” Tell…
Everyone has a podcast now. Everyone. That kid who makes your coffee? Podcast about latte art. Your Uber driver? True crime, obviously. Pretty sure the birds outside are recording their morning show right now. You want one too. Problem is, you know absolutely nothing about audio production. You think “compression” is what happens to your…