The Coffee Ritual That Definitely Summons Demons Mornings start with coffee because, let’s face it, you’re either sipping that caffeinated nectar or you’re probably face-planting into your desk. This isn’t just any ordinary ritual. It’s borderline witchcraft. You need to boil water hotter than your unresolved anger issues, throw in some ground beans, and watch…
Money Scheming Madness: The Ultimate Antidote to Being Broke Money doesn’t grow on trees, but that doesn’t mean you can’t plant a forest of fiscal nonsense to shield yourself from the raining debt above. The goal? Less ramen dinners by candlelight because of an unpaid electric bill, and more champagne breakfasts purely because you like…
Growing Your Own Jungle: A Completely Sane Guide to Backyard Gardening Dirt, Sun, and the Raw Desire to Dominate Nature Gardening: it’s the one socially acceptable excuse for getting elbow-deep in dirt without anyone questioning your sanity. When you tell someone you’re starting a backyard garden, they’ll usually smile and nod, but deep inside, they…
How to Speak in Public Without Getting Pelted by Vegetables Public speaking. Two words that strike more fear into the hearts of humans than the phrase “random TSA search.” There you are, sweating in front of a bunch of strangers who are praying you’ll fail just to spice up their Tuesday afternoon. But it doesn’t…
Learning to Code: Which Language Should You Start With How Learning to Code Is Like Running Away From a Bear: You Only Need to Be Faster Than the Slowest Person Forget everything you thought you knew about coding. Yeah, throw it out the window, and while you’re at it, throw out the window, too. I…
The Evolution of Couch Potatoes: Esports’ Chaotic Battle with Traditional Sports Ah, sports. A bastion of human excellence, sweat, and a socially acceptable excuse to wear spandex in public. But wait—enter Esports, that freakish newcomer causing everyone’s favorite quarterback to question whether throwing a ball is still, you know, cool. Grab your energy drinks, folks,…
