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That little light they shine in your mouth? Pretty sure it's powered by human suffering. 1. Their Office Looks Like Stephen King's Pinterest Board You know those soothing waterfall sounds most...

So you want to destroy Thanksgiving. Not metaphorically. Not with politics. You want flames. Tears. The kind of catastrophe that spawns origin stories for future therapists. And grandma's taking...

Somebody paid $69 million for a JPEG of a monkey. Let that sink in. Sixty. Nine. Million. Dollars. For a picture. Of a monkey. That looks like it failed art school. Meanwhile, you're over here with...

Alright. Sit down. We need to talk. It's 3 AM. You're out of toothpaste. And somewhere in that sleep-deprived brain, a neuron misfires and suggests that bottle of Sriracha might work. No....

So. You're standing in your shower right now, aren't you? Reading this on your waterproof phone like some kind of aquatic millennial. Get out. Dry off. We need to talk. The Great Clean...

Look at you. Reading an article about not eating crayons. This is what Tuesday night has become. That 64-pack is giving you feelings. Inappropriate feelings. Burnt Umber is looking like a forbidden...