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You play the harmonica with a mouthful of pudding the same way you play it empty: keep the harp deep, keep your lips loose, and pray to whatever god handles dairy. The only difference is that now...

Polite ways to decline a fistfight at the Waffle House are the most underrated survival skill in the American South. The goal is simple: walk out with your teeth, your dignity, and your...

America runs about 29,500 coin laundries, and statistically you have already ruined someone's afternoon in at least one of them. That is not an accident. That is a craft. Being a decent human...

Greg counted the beers Greg knows how many beers are in that fridge. He counted them this morning, he'll count them tonight, and somewhere in between he has decided you're the prime suspect in a...

Some questions are harmless. A handful will make a Chuck E. Cheese employee's soul briefly exit the building through the back of their visor. The person handing your kid those tokens has seen...

Learning how to eat a bowl of soup while skydiving is simple. Open mouth. Pour. Pray. That's the whole technique, and it works about as well as a screen door on a submarine. Because the second...