Posts by Michael

Congratulations on your lifetime ban from the Magic Kingdom. No really. Pop the champagne. You just won the lottery, except instead of money, you got your sanity back. Holy Hell, You Were Getting...

A Totally Scientific Economic Analysis That Your Liver Definitely Doesn't Want You to Read Okay, here's the thing nobody wants to say out loud: You're not ruining your life. You're...

Brad got demoted. Yes, THAT Brad. The one who color-codes his color-coding system. The one who says "let's take this offline" in every meeting, then schedules another meeting to discuss what...

So you've got a nicotine addiction AND a mortgage? Welcome to the club, friend. Your boss thinks you're "taking too many breaks," but what do they know about the delicate art of maintaining a...

So you're here because your Apple Watch keeps asking if you're having a medical emergency after your morning coffee routine. Join the club. The one where everyone's left eye has developed autonomous...

So you're going to a flea market. God help you. The Parking Lot: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here Picture this: It's 8 AM on a Sunday. You're optimistic. You've got coffee. You think you...