Posts by Michael

So you want to write a love song? Cool. You're about to join the ranks of millions who've rhymed "heart" with "apart" and thought they were Shakespeare. You know who else thought that? Your uncle...

Congratulations. You've just made the second-worst financial decision of your life. (The first was that timeshare, but let's not talk about that.) You bought a rental property because some guy on...

That drawer full of ancient phones and cables? Yeah, that one. The one you open twice a year, stare into like it's the abyss, then close while muttering "might need those." You won't need...

So you want to buy a used car. Nobody wants to buy a used car. You need to buy a used car. There's a difference. Want is for things like vacations and good wine. Need is for antibiotics and used...

So you want to build a climbing wall in your garage? Let's talk about your life choices for a second. Your spouse has already started browsing Zillow. Your kids are live-tweeting the disaster. The...

Alright, let's talk about that drawer. You know exactly which one. The drawer that sounds like a medieval battle when you open it. The one where plastic unitaskers go to die. The drawer that's...