Posts by Michael

So your cat looks like a dryer filter achieved sentience and chose violence. Congratulations on your life choices. Let's Address the Lie You're Living That Instagram-worthy fluffball you...

Listen up, future disappointment. You've seen those street photography accounts. Black and white. Moody. Some dude in a fedora walking past a wall that looks like it has feelings. "Wow," you...

So you watched that one video of someone jumping between buildings and thought, "Yeah, that's exactly what my life needs right now." Sure. Why not. Why Your Mom Already Hates This Idea You know...

Listen. You're about to enter a world where vegetables get angrier than your ex and milk turns into something that smells like a gym sock but costs $18 at Whole Foods. Still interested? Of course...

Oh, you clicked on this. You beautiful, optimistic fool. Let's guess: You've got seventeen productivity apps on your phone, three of which you downloaded at 2 AM during an "I'm going to fix my life"...

Open that cabinet. Go ahead. CRASH. Yeah, that's what everyone thought would happen. Because somewhere between 2009 and last Tuesday, you became a mug hoarder. Not a collector. A hoarder. There's a...