Posts by Michael

Underwater Photography with Your Smartphone: Because Regular Selfies Are So Last Year Right. So you're bored. Those sunset photos aren't cutting it anymore. Your food pics peaked somewhere around...

So you'd rather get a colonoscopy from a caffeinated medical student than speak in public. Totally normal. Completely rational. Makes perfect sense if you don't think about it at all. Here's the...

Ah yes. You bought a 3D printer. That familiar look from your significant other says it all. It's the same expression they perfected during your sourdough phase, your cryptocurrency education, and...

Five easy steps. Right. And the Titanic had a minor ice problem. Listen, nobody tells you the truth about sourdough because they're all in too deep. They post their perfect crumb shots on...

So you want to pay money to feel terrible before coffee. Interesting choice. No judgment. (Total judgment.) Look, everyone's got that one friend now. You know the one. Used to be normal. Had...

So. Van life. You know how this started? Some algorithm figured out you hate your job and showed you that couple. You know the one. Perfect teeth. Sunrise yoga. Making pour-over coffee while parked...