Posts by Michael

So you're hosting a dinner party. God help you. No really, what possessed you to do this? Was it temporary insanity? Too much wine at brunch? A misguided sense of adult responsibility? Whatever the...

So you're googling meal plans at 11:47 PM while eating string cheese directly from the package. Been there. Your last "meal plan" was writing "food" on the grocery list and hoping for divine...

You know that moment when you're standing in the grocery store, watching someone double-bag a single apple, and you realize we're all going to die buried under a mountain of takeout containers and...

So you want to sell your handmade goods on Etsy? Cool. Hope you like not sleeping. What Even Is Etsy Anyway? Picture if Amazon and a craft fair had a baby, then that baby was raised by...

So you're in your thirties with roommates. Your LinkedIn says "Senior Manager" but your living situation says "sophomore year, but with joint pain and a 401k." Congratulations. You've won late-stage...

So you want to go keto. Maybe Brad from accounting won't shut up about how he lost 40 pounds eating bacon. Maybe your sister posted another smug photo of butter coffee on Instagram. Or maybe you...