The Benefits of Doing Nothing on Purpose: A Scientific* Guide to Professional Laziness *Not actually scientific, but who's checking? So here you are. Reading an article about doing nothing instead...
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Listen. We need to talk about Kyle. Kyle owns seven kites. Kyle has a wind meter app. Kyle just told you that your "equipment" will determine your "flight experience," and Kyle said it with a...
Society has a sickness. It's called knowing where you're going. And frankly? It's getting embarrassing. Your Phone Thinks It's Your Mom (And It's Wrong About Everything) That GPS in your pocket?...
Right, so you want to be a DJ. But your equipment budget is somewhere between "nonexistent" and "found some quarters in the couch." Your musical equipment is a laptop that overheats playing...
That fluffy little sociopath at the pet store has you under its spell, doesn't it? Yeah. You know the one. Sitting there looking like a marshmallow that achieved sentience. Munching hay like it's...
Alright, let's talk about the biggest scam in modern history. No, not cryptocurrency. Not essential oils. Not even those meal kit subscriptions you forgot to cancel. The gym industrial complex. You...
