Posts by Michael

Alright, buckle up buttercup. You're about to learn why quitting sugar is like trying to break up with someone who has the keys to your apartment, knows your Netflix password, and IS YOUR LITERAL...

So you want to sell your handmade goods online? Cool. Cool cool cool. You think people will pay actual money for that macrame plant holder you made at 3 AM while hate-watching reality TV and...

So you want to eat weeds. No judgment. Maybe those $8 containers of microgreens finally broke you. Maybe you watched some bearded guy on YouTube survive on tree bark and thought "yeah, that's the...

So you want to invest in art. Of course you do. You went to that Van Gogh immersive experience thing where they project Starry Night on the walls while playing Enya, and now you're basically a...

So you've adopted a rescue dog. Bet nobody at the shelter mentioned you'd need a PhD in chaos theory and the patience of a saint who's also heavily medicated. They just showed you those big sad eyes...

Look, nobody told you the truth about ducks. Those cute videos online? The ones where ducklings waddle after their owners like tiny yellow interns? Pure propaganda. Marketing. Lies designed to make...