Posts by Michael

So the love of your life said yes. Congratulations! Now prepare to say no. To everything. Because weddings cost more than a kidney on the black market, and honestly, the kidney might be more...

So you're taking the bus. Not flying like a civilized person. Not driving like someone with control issues. The bus. Alright then. Everyone Loses Their Damn Minds Before Bus Trips You know...

Let's get one thing straight: wine education is a scam perpetrated by people named Chadsworth who wear sweater vests in July. You know what you need $500 and a certificate to learn? Brain surgery....

Listen. You're about to voluntarily fill a box with thousands of worms and keep it in your home. Let that sink in. Still here? Good. You're exactly the right kind of unhinged. The Real Reason...

Everyone has a podcast now. Everyone. That kid who makes your coffee? Podcast about latte art. Your Uber driver? True crime, obviously. Pretty sure the birds outside are recording their morning show...

Your closet is where hope goes to die in a pile of skinny jeans from 2008. Look, nobody's here to judge. Well, actually, that's a lie. Your closet is judging you. Hard. Every time you open that...