Ever wake up one day and decide that concrete, steel, and societal norms just aren't your thing anymore? Of course you have. That's why you're here, on the precipice of trading your drywall prison...
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So, you’ve decided that human relationships are overrated and the idea of a blow-up doll as a life partner is starting to sound like the best decision since you discovered pizza for breakfast....
Are you looking to unload that pesky soul of yours but don’t know where to start? Lucky for you, the internet is brimming with opportunities for the eternally indecisive. Here are the top spots to...
Nothing screams "life of the party" quite like a DUI mugshot. Sure, it might not be the kind of publicity you imagined, but why not make the best of a bad situation? Let's turn that grim, sobering...
How to Pretend You Care About Your Friends’ Kids’ Achievements
You’ve been there before. You're at a social gathering, holding a drink that’s half the size of your liver, and someone starts rambling about their kid's latest conquest. Maybe they learned to...
Being a serial killer has its challenges. But no one ever talks about the rage issues, the stress of hiding bodies, and the sheer frustration when your favorite shovel breaks mid-burial. Here's a...