How to Teach a Monkey to Perform Open-Heart Surgery on Humans
The Fascinating Journey of Teaching a Monkey to Perform Open Heart Surgery So, you've decided to teach a monkey to perform open heart surgery. Bravo! You're either a visionary genius, or you've...
Single and Ready to (Properly) Mingle Hey there, all you single fathers out there! Yes, I'm talking to you, the ones that can't say no to a cold beer, a glass of whiskey, or an off-brand margarita...
Prune Juice or Laxatives: A Deep Dive into the World of Constipation Solutions
Oh, Constipation, My Old Friend First things first, darling reader: Let's raise a proverbial toast (not with prune juice...not yet) to the occasion. You, me, and the seldom-discussed yet...
Backpacker 101: How to Wash Your Clothes in a Gas Station Toilet
The Art of Laundering on the Go So, you've found yourself on the backpacking adventure of a lifetime, with one small problem: your clothes smell like a combination of campfire smoke and the inside...
No Hair? No Problem! The Unspoken Joys of Showering During Chemo
Cue the Waterworks: A Bald and Beautiful Ballet You've got a front-row ticket to the most exclusive performance in town. It's not Swan Lake, it's not The Nutcracker; it's the Bald and Beautiful...
Welcome, my bald and beautiful friend! So, you've entered the world of chemotherapy, where eyebrows are nothing but a distant memory and your hair is a thing of the past. Well, congratulations and...
