Your landlord already hates you. Might as well give him a reason. The Part Where This Somehow Makes Sense Look, everyone's pretending to be an entrepreneur these days. That guy from your gym...
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So you're sitting there in your business casual coffin, pretending that synergy is a real word and your life has meaning. Cool. Cool cool cool. Meanwhile, somewhere in Texas, a grown adult in polka...
Alright, let's talk about your dirty little secret. No, not that one. The other one. The fact that you – yes you, sitting there looking all innocent – personally destroy about 100 rolls of...
9 Things to Stick in Your Ears to Stop Hearing Your Wife Complain
She's explaining why the way you loaded the dishwasher is an act of domestic terrorism and you're wondering if Van Gogh had the right idea about ears. 1. Cotton Balls Soaked in Pure...
So you think you're a sports genius? You watch every game, know every stat, and your buddy Steve says you should totally start betting because you "called that upset last week." Stop. Right....
Your car went in purring like a kitten. It came back speaking Latin backwards while leaking something purple. Congrats. That Shop Name Though "Honest Bob's Definitely Not Stolen Parts...