A Totally Scientific Economic Analysis That Your Liver Definitely Doesn't Want You to Read Okay, here's the thing nobody wants to say out loud: You're not ruining your life. You're...
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5 Ways to Celebrate Your Coworker’s Demotion with Zero Guilt
Brad got demoted. Yes, THAT Brad. The one who color-codes his color-coding system. The one who says "let's take this offline" in every meeting, then schedules another meeting to discuss what...
6 Hacks to Chain-Smoke Through a Workday Without Getting Fired
So you've got a nicotine addiction AND a mortgage? Welcome to the club, friend. Your boss thinks you're "taking too many breaks," but what do they know about the delicate art of maintaining a...
So you're here because your Apple Watch keeps asking if you're having a medical emergency after your morning coffee routine. Join the club. The one where everyone's left eye has developed autonomous...
So you're going to a flea market. God help you. The Parking Lot: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here Picture this: It's 8 AM on a Sunday. You're optimistic. You've got coffee. You think you...
How to Profit Off Your Best Friend’s Terminal Illness Without Feeling Guilty
So your best friend's dying. Tragic. Anyway, let's talk money. What? Someone's gotta say it. While you're sitting there clutching your pearls, the hospital's charging $80 for a Tylenol and the...