When it comes to bizarre culinary questions, asking about the caloric content of a Great White Shark is definitely up there. But hey, why not? Let's dive into the hypothetical and completely...
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Ways to Screw Over Your Ex in a Divorce and Still Look Like the Good Guy
Divorce is the emotional equivalent of a root canal performed with a rusty spoon. While society tells you to take the high road, there’s a beautiful, petty part of all of us that craves...
We’ve all been there: it’s Saturday night, and you’re too drunk to call anyone who exists. What’s left? Hosting a tea party for the people who are always there for you – your invisible...
How to Spend Money You Don’t Have: A Guide to Financial Ruin
Welcome to the masterpiece of irresponsible decisions. You're here because you’ve either been spending money you don’t have or you're thinking about it. Either way, congratulations—you’ve...
Becoming a Gamer in Your 60s to Make Your Grandkids Pity You Even More
So, you’ve hit your sixties and realized that having lived through wars, recessions, and the golden age of polyester just isn’t enough to earn the respect of your grandkids anymore. They’re too...
Top Tips for Convincing People You’re a World-Class Chef with Only Ramen
You want to become a Michelin-star chef with nothing but the world’s cheapest noodle soup? Look no further, because we’re about to transform that 33-cent sodium bomb into a gourmet masterpiece...