Alright. Let’s talk about your impending mistake. You’ve been eyeing those green coffee beans online. Reading roasting forums at 2 AM. Telling yourself it’s about “quality” and “craftsmanship.” Stop lying. This is about control issues and the misguided belief that you can do better than professionals with million-dollar equipment. Spoiler alert: You can’t. But you’re…
Okay so you think you want a snake. Sit down. We need to talk. Everyone You Know Is About to Ghost You Picture this: You’re at a party, having a normal human conversation. Someone asks about pets. You mention your new ball python. Watch how fast that circle disperses. It’s like you announced you’re really…
Ah. Another one. Another innocent soul who watched that TikTok of someone’s grandmother effortlessly shaping dough while birds literally sang in the background. Now you think you’re ready to join the sacred order of bread bakers. Sit down. We need to talk. The Big Bread Lie Every successful bread photo on the internet is propaganda….
So you want to host a board game night. Let’s talk about why that’s probably a terrible idea. But also why you should absolutely do it anyway. First Things First: Your Guest List Will Make or Break Everything Six people maximum. Not seven. Not “maybe seven if Jamie brings their roommate.” Six. Write it in…
Listen. You’re here because somewhere, somehow, someone convinced you that paper was holding you back. Maybe it was that YouTube minimalist with the empty apartment and the single succulent. Maybe it was your coworker Brad who won’t shut up about his “digital transformation.” Doesn’t matter. You’re about to enter a world of pain disguised as…
What to Avoid When Starting a YouTube Channel: A Survival Guide for the Hopelessly Optimistic So you want to be a YouTuber. Of course you do. Everyone does. Your neighbor’s kid, your yoga instructor, that guy at Starbucks who keeps pitching his “revolutionary” coffee review channel – they’re all convinced they’re one viral video away…
