Alright, we need to talk about that folder on your desktop. The one labeled “Resume Templates 2025” that you’ve been hoarding like toilet paper in a pandemic. Yeah. That one. The Big Lie Every job seeker’s dirty secret: You’ve got seventeen different resume templates saved, and you hate yourself a little more each time you…
Rebuilding Credit After a Divorce: When Your Ex Takes Half of Everything (Including Your Credit Score) So your marriage just detonated like a gender reveal party in a fireworks factory. And somehow the person who thought “meal planning” meant knowing which drive-thru was open latest managed to perform a synchronized financial assassination across all three…
So your friend just got dumped. Or maybe they finally dumped that walking red flag they’ve been dating. Doesn’t matter. Point is, they’re now a disaster human who’s about to make your life infinitely more complicated. Congrats! You’ve been promoted to Emotional Support Human. No, you don’t get paid for this. The First 48 Hours:…
The Basics of Keeping Freshwater Fish: Or How to Become a Certified Underwater Landlord So you think you want fish. Cute. Nobody tells you the truth about fish ownership because Big Aquarium wants your money. They’ll sell you dreams of peaceful underwater scenes while hiding the fact that you’re basically signing up to be a…
You know what’s hilarious? That moment when you realize your dog has better taste in furniture than you do. Specifically, they taste ALL the furniture. But here’s the thing—you can absolutely have a home that looks like adults live there. Adults who happen to cohabitate with furry tornados of destruction, sure, but adults nonetheless. You…
Building a Side Business While Working Full-Time: The Art of Slowly Losing Your Mind So you want to start a side business while keeping your 9-to-5? That’s adorable. That’s like saying you want to take up extreme ironing while performing brain surgery. Underwater. During a hurricane. But hey, who needs sanity when you can have…
