Picture this: You, a rational adult with a functioning brain, decide to drive an electric car across America. This is like deciding to climb Everest in flip-flops. Technically possible? Sure. Will you regret every single life choice that led to this moment? Absolutely. But hey, the Instagram posts will be fire. Nothing says “living my…
Storing Your Bitcoin in a Secure Wallet: Because Your Digital Gold Shouldn’t End Up in Someone Else’s Digital Pockets So you bought Bitcoin. Congrats on joining the cult. Hope you enjoy checking prices during family dinners and developing strong opinions about monetary policy despite sleeping through Econ 101. Now here’s where things get spicy. You…
So your cat looks like a dryer filter achieved sentience and chose violence. Congratulations on your life choices. Let’s Address the Lie You’re Living That Instagram-worthy fluffball you adopted? Yeah, that’s not a pet. That’s a full-time unpaid internship in fur management with a boss who literally sits on your keyboard during Zoom calls and…
Listen up, future disappointment. You’ve seen those street photography accounts. Black and white. Moody. Some dude in a fedora walking past a wall that looks like it has feelings. “Wow,” you thought. “That’s deep. That could be me.” No, Jessica. No it couldn’t. What Nobody Tells You About Street Photography Know what street photography really…
So you watched that one video of someone jumping between buildings and thought, “Yeah, that’s exactly what my life needs right now.” Sure. Why not. Why Your Mom Already Hates This Idea You know what’s fun? Telling people you’ve decided gravity is more of a suggestion than a law. Watch their faces. It’s like telling…
Listen. You’re about to enter a world where vegetables get angrier than your ex and milk turns into something that smells like a gym sock but costs $18 at Whole Foods. Still interested? Of course you are. What Even Is Fermentation, Really? Alright, here’s the deal. Fermentation is what happens when you create the perfect…
