Posts by Michael

Lenmeldy Side Effects Include False Positive HIV PCR Results: The Medical Plot Twist Nobody Asked For Okay. Okay okay okay. Deep breath. There's a drug out there—a real, FDA-approved,...

How Many Calories Are in a Twelve Pack of Budweiser? The Nutritional Apocalypse Nobody Prepared You For So you're eyeballing that twelve-pack. Maybe it's sitting in your fridge right now, aluminum...

How to Avoid Flirting at Family Reunions: A Survival Guide for the Genetically Connected Okay. Deep breath. Someone has to say this out loud, and apparently that someone is this guide because your...

Alright. So you're blind and you want to street race. That's not brave. That's not inspiring. That's what happens when natural selection takes a smoke break. But hey, who's anyone to judge? Society...

Alright, let's do this. Your butthole's been acting like a teenage goth kid lately and everyone's pretending not to notice. The moody silences. The dramatic outbursts at inappropriate times. That...

So you're lying there in that paper gown that somehow manages to cover nothing while simultaneously making you sweat like you're in a sauna, and suddenly it hits you: those aren't just quirky...