The Etiquette of Pooping in a Public Pool: A Gentleman's Guide to Aquatic Disasters Disclaimer: This is satire. Anyone who actually follows this advice deserves whatever happens next. Look. Nobody...
Posts by Michael
Disclaimer: This is satire. Do not intentionally acquire parasites. They're called parasites for a reason, and it's not because they're helpful. So you've tried everything. Keto left you dreaming...
Nobody wants to believe their beloved Bubbles has fallen into the seedy underbelly of aquatic sports gambling. But here's the thing – that fish bowl isn't just a fish bowl anymore. It's basically...
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room. That number in the title? Complete nonsense. Made it up. But you clicked anyway because somewhere deep in your lizard brain, you thought "what if it's...
Nobody talks about it at PTA meetings, but everyone knows: the best grandmas are absolutely hammered by noon. And thank God for that, because sober grandmas give you butterscotch candies and ask...
So your AI girlfriend has been acting weird lately. Not "needs a software update" weird. The other kind. The kind where she takes three whole seconds to say she loves you back, and honestly? That...