Posts by Michael

Okay, so here's what happened. Somewhere between the pandemic, the dating app apocalypse, and that guy who asked if vaginas have bones, your vagina said "fuck it" and started preparing for the end...

So you've got twelve bucks and the judgment of a concussed raccoon. Welcome to the club. There's no membership card, but there is a hangover that'll make you question the existence of a merciful...

Just lost next month's rent on a "guaranteed" system that definitely wasn't guaranteed? Good news: your body is literally manufacturing money right now. Bad news: you have to let strangers drain it...

So you bought a fake mustache. Maybe it was on sale. Maybe your friends dared you. Maybe you lost a bet to someone named Keith who still quotes Borat in 2025. Doesn't matter. What matters is that...

The Great Digital Migration of 2009 (And They Never Left) Remember when Facebook required a college email? When your biggest worry was whether to list yourself as "in a relationship" or "it's...

So you typed this into Google. That's... wow. That's a search query that made the algorithm question its entire existence. Somewhere in Silicon Valley, a data analyst just quit their job rather than...