Posts by Michael

So someone sent you this link, huh? Yeah, they didn't send it because they thought you'd enjoy a fun listicle. This is an intervention disguised as content. You're the guy who eats corn like you're...

So you need to shower in a gas station bathroom. No judgment. Well, some judgment. But mostly solidarity. Maybe your roommate's hosting their MLM party and you'd rather die than hear about...

25 Vacation Ideas for People in a Coma: The Ultimate Guide to Unconscious Adventures So you're in a coma. Congratulations? Condolences? Honestly, nobody knows the appropriate response here, least...

Let's get one thing straight: you're not here for permission. You're here for validation. You've already decided to permanently brand yourself with the King of Rock and Roll, and now you're just...

Look, nobody at the Mayo Clinic is ready to have this conversation. Your urologist keeps dodging your questions. But deep in your pelvis, that walnut-sized troublemaker has pivoted to crypto without...

Okay, let's get something straight. You've been paying into social security since disco was a thing, your 401k survived three recessions and a pandemic, and your reward is......