Alright, so you've exhausted Tinder, Bumble made you cry, and your mom's friend's daughter turned out to be your therapist. Time to think outside the box. Or in this case, outside the...
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So you've decided to major in Applied Gold Digging with a minor in Strategic Emotional Manipulation? Congratulations. You've chosen the only career path where your performance review includes...
Blue lights. That specific shade of oh-shit-blue that makes your sphincter achieve dimensions previously only theorized by quantum physicists. And there you are, sitting in your Honda Civic that...
Alright, let's address the worm in the room. You've got a tapeworm. Maybe you got it from that sketchy sushi place where the health grade was somehow a "C-". Maybe it was that backpacking trip...
Right, so everyone's walking around acting like their Myers-Briggs type is a medical diagnosis. "Sorry, can't come to your party, it would drain my INTJ energy." Meanwhile, you're over here with an...
Why You Should Confess Your Deepest Secrets to a Walmart Greeter
Therapy costs $200 an hour and they make you talk about your mother. Know what's free? Absolutely destroying Gerald's will to live while he checks receipts at the door. The Beautiful Truth About...