Alright, so you're getting a colonoscopy. You've consumed roughly seventeen gallons of what can only be described as medical-grade Drano. You're wearing a gown that's essentially a dinner napkin...
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The Signs That Someone Sitting Next to You is Cheating Playing Bingo
You know what nobody talks about? The dark underbelly of competitive bingo. The scandal. The deception. The elderly crime syndicates operating in broad daylight under the cover of church...
Baby showers are a psychological experiment that got out of hand. Think about it. Someone decided that the best way to celebrate impending parenthood was to blindfold adults and make them sniff...
Alright, so you picked up a tooth off the sidewalk. Just... let that sink in for a second. While everyone else was walking to Starbucks like normal members of society, you stopped, bent down, and...
Acceptable Situations for Soiling Yourself on Public Transit
Acceptable Situations for Soiling Yourself on Public Transit: A Comprehensive Guide Alright. We're doing this. Nobody asked for this guide but here we are, staring into the abyss of humanity's...
The Best Side Dishes That Go Great With Boogers: A Culinary Guide Nobody Asked For You pick your nose. Stop making that face. Scientists say 91% of adults do it and the other 9% are liars with...