The Fastest Ways to Gain Weight to Get Type 2 Diabetes: A Guide for Overachievers Disclaimer: This is satire. Obviously. If you actually do this stuff, that's on you. Ever look at your functioning...
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How to Legally Marry a Rotisserie Chicken: A Comprehensive Guide for the Romantically Adventurous Alright. You're here. Reading this. At whatever ungodly hour you've chosen to question every life...
Alright, let's address the elephant in the room. The elephant that Bobby would probably tattoo as a "large dog with a weird nose." You're here because you saw that Groupon. Ninety percent off at...
11 Signs Grandma’s Boyfriend Is After Her Social Security Check
Brad showed up at bingo night three months ago with a "bad hip" and a backstory that changes every time he tells it. Now he's practically moved in, knows where grandma keeps the good china, and gets...
A Totally Scientific Guide to Pharmaceutical Amnesia So here you are. 3:47 AM. Staring at the ceiling fan that's been making that weird clicking noise for six months because fixing it was...
8 Health Benefits of Ignoring Your Doctor’s Cholesterol Warnings
Disclaimer: This is satirical content for entertainment purposes only. Always follow your doctor's medical advice. Your doctor just left another voicemail about your "concerning lab results."...