It's 7:23 PM and you just remembered. That virtual dinner date. The one where she'll pretend to eat digital pasta while you pretend this counts as human connection. Problem is, the boys just started...
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You've been scammed your entire life. Not by Nigerian princes or crypto bros or that guy selling speakers out of a van. No, you've been scammed by something far more sinister: the two-eyed...
So apparently this is a thing now. People—actual human beings with jobs and mortgages—are out here telling other people to eat cigarette butts for hiccups. This is where we are as a species....
So someone sent you this link, huh? Yeah, they didn't send it because they thought you'd enjoy a fun listicle. This is an intervention disguised as content. You're the guy who eats corn like you're...
So you need to shower in a gas station bathroom. No judgment. Well, some judgment. But mostly solidarity. Maybe your roommate's hosting their MLM party and you'd rather die than hear about...
25 Vacation Ideas for People in a Coma: The Ultimate Guide to Unconscious Adventures So you're in a coma. Congratulations? Condolences? Honestly, nobody knows the appropriate response here, least...