How to Avoid Flirting at Family Reunions: A Survival Guide for the Genetically Connected Okay. Deep breath. Someone has to say this out loud, and apparently that someone is this guide because your...
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Alright. So you're blind and you want to street race. That's not brave. That's not inspiring. That's what happens when natural selection takes a smoke break. But hey, who's anyone to judge? Society...
Alright, let's do this. Your butthole's been acting like a teenage goth kid lately and everyone's pretending not to notice. The moody silences. The dramatic outbursts at inappropriate times. That...
So you're lying there in that paper gown that somehow manages to cover nothing while simultaneously making you sweat like you're in a sauna, and suddenly it hits you: those aren't just quirky...
The Etiquette of Pooping in a Public Pool: A Gentleman's Guide to Aquatic Disasters Disclaimer: This is satire. Anyone who actually follows this advice deserves whatever happens next. Look. Nobody...
Disclaimer: This is satire. Do not intentionally acquire parasites. They're called parasites for a reason, and it's not because they're helpful. So you've tried everything. Keto left you dreaming...