Why You Should Never Set Your House on Fire for Insurance Money
Okay, so you're broke. Like, checking-couch-cushions-for-gas-money broke. Googling "can you eat dog food if you season it" broke. Your house looks like a before photo that never got an after, the...
Your pancreas is racist and everyone knows it but you. There. Someone had to say it. You've been making excuses for months now — "Oh, it's just sensitive," "Maybe it's the stress," "Organs can't...
Alright, let's do this. You're googling "McDonald's hemorrhoids safe food" at 11:47 PM because your ass feels like it's hosting a volcano convention and you still want nuggets. This is rock bottom...
The Best Side Hustles for Senior Citizens Who Can’t Afford Their Medication
Blood pressure medication: $847 a month. Social Security check: $1,243 a month. The look on your doctor's face when you ask if high blood pressure is really that bad: Priceless. Except it's not...
So this is where we are as a society. Last week you got into an Uber that smelled like a petting zoo's anxiety dream. Tuesday, your driver wore ski goggles at 2 AM. Thursday? Thursday your driver...
A Survival Guide for the Tenderly Devastated Right. So your ass hurts and you need to walk somewhere fast. Congratulations on joining the worst club in the world. Membership benefits include...
