So here's the situation. You've got a colostomy bag. Halloween's coming. And every costume guide on the internet is pretending you don't exist. Well, screw that. Your bag is about to become the...
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So you've chosen violence. That's what it is, really. Every morning when you crack open that can of weaponized caffeine before your brain even registers consciousness. Your teeth have started...
Finally, someone had the ovaries to write this You know what's weird? Wine people pair wine with literally everything. Cheese. Chocolate. Your zodiac sign. That one time Jessica paired wines...
Disclaimer: This is satire. Pyramid schemes are illegal. Please don't. Seriously. Your mom is worried about you. So. You've been to the meeting. The one in that beige conference room where someone...
Alright. You're in the grippy sock jail and they just served dinner on a tray that definitely saw the Reagan administration. But you're not here to cry about it. (That's what group therapy is...
A Totally Scientific Guide to Winning at Life (Terms and Conditions Apply) 4:47 AM: Nobody's Buying This Shit You set your alarm for 4:47 AM because some dickhead on LinkedIn said prime...