Complete Guide to Vaping in Hospital Waiting Rooms: A Masterclass in Making Everyone Hate You Apparently This Needs to Be Said Out Loud Someone vaped in the NICU last Thursday. The NICU. Where...
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Nobody – and this cannot be stressed enough – NOBODY googles "professional hairstyles for balding men" because things are going well. You're here at 2:47 AM because your hairline started packing...
Or: How to Make a Bad Situation Significantly Worse The doorbell rings. You're wearing yesterday's shirt (is that chocolate or dirt?), there's definitely something growing in the sink, and your...
How to Figure Out Who Gave You Chlamydia: A Detective's Guide to Sexual Sleuthing Well, shit. The clinic just called with that special tone they reserve for "we need to discuss your results." You...
8 Reasons to Take Out a Payday Loan to Bet on a ‘Sure Thing’
Disclaimer: This is satire. If you actually do this, natural selection is coming for you and it's bringing a calculator. Listen. Your roommate's dealer's accountant just blessed you with...
Disclaimer: This is satire. For the love of all that's holy, see a real dentist. That tooth hurting? The one that feels like a tiny construction crew decided to jackhammer directly into your...